November 2011
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So...
I live by the philosophy of KISS. Keep It Simple Stupid. So, in order for me to live up to that, I’ve moved my iPhoneography site and combined it with my regular site. All past, present, and future posts are HERE
Nov 6th
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Something to remember when you have a bad day at...
When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this. On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy , go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit...
Nov 5th
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“Sometimes I ask myself ‘what would the honey badger do?’”
Nov 4th
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Nov 3rd
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Nov 2nd
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Nov 1st
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"Lunch" at 11am is not lunch. Everyone knows that.
Nov 1st
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Nov 1st
October 2011
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Oct 31st
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Oct 30th
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Oct 29th
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“Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?”
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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“I got 99 problems and I don’t want to deal with any of them.”
– Lay-Z
Oct 28th
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Oct 28th
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“i can do all things through caffeine who strengthens me.”
Oct 27th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 26th
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Steven Tyler fell in a shower in Paraguay because of dehydration from food poisoning and had some cuts to his face and lost 2 teeth. Poor guy. Cause in falling in tub is so hard on the teeeeeth. Bad joke, I know.
Oct 26th
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Oct 25th
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Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 23rd
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“There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing...”
Oct 22nd
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  It’s always times for family photos…
Oct 22nd
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“Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.”
Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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Oct 21st
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“But what if I can’t find my big girl panties?”
Oct 20th
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Oct 19th
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My view on the whole Occupy thing...
… courtesy of Mark Twain: “Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.” Now, having said that, I do think there need to be some changes. If you can’t find a job and are looking for one or were let go because of cuts, that’s one thing. But it’s the few that expect everything to be handed to them...
Oct 19th
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Oct 19th
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“May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.”
Oct 19th
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Oct 18th
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“In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life. It goes...”
– Robert Frost
Oct 18th
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Oct 17th
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“I don’t know the key to success., but the key to failure is trying to...”
– Bill Cosby
Oct 17th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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“I know I’m getting old when my friends start having kids on purpose.”
Oct 16th
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Oct 16th
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Oct 15th
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Oct 15th
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“There’s a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.”
Oct 14th
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Oct 14th
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“Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers And the middle one’s...”
Oct 13th