November 2011
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So...
I live by the philosophy of KISS.
Keep It Simple Stupid.
So, in order for me to live up to that, I’ve moved my iPhoneography site and combined it with my regular site.
All past, present, and future posts are HERE
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Something to remember when you have a bad day at...
When you have an “I Hate My Job” day, try this.
On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy , go to the thermometer section
and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.
Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains
and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit...
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Sometimes I ask myself ‘what would the honey badger do?’
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"Lunch" at 11am is not lunch. Everyone knows that.
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October 2011
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Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?
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I got 99 problems and I don’t want to deal with any of them.
– Lay-Z
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i can do all things through caffeine who strengthens me.
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Steven Tyler fell in a shower in Paraguay because of dehydration from food poisoning and had some cuts to his face and lost 2 teeth.
Poor guy.
Cause in falling in tub is so hard on the teeeeeth.
Bad joke, I know.
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There are no limits to what you can accomplish when you are supposed to be doing...
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It’s always times for family photos…
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Oh, I offended you with my opinion? You should hear the ones I keep to myself.
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But what if I can’t find my big girl panties?
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My view on the whole Occupy thing...
… courtesy of Mark Twain:
“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
Now, having said that, I do think there need to be some changes. If you can’t find a job and are looking for one or were let go because of cuts, that’s one thing. But it’s the few that expect everything to be handed to them...
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May your life someday be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
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In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life.
It goes...
– Robert Frost
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I don’t know the key to success., but the key to failure is trying to...
– Bill Cosby
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I know I’m getting old when my friends start having kids on purpose.
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There’s a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in Doritos.
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Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have 5 fingers
And the middle one’s...